No Such Thing

The other night I got incredibly bored. When I get bored, occasionally I attempt to amuse myself by writing stupid poems. I like poems to be fun to read, make no sense, and to have a nice rhythm and rhyme. So here we go, the result of my boredom...

No Such Thing

There’s no such thing as a drole unicorn,

There’s no such thing as a ludicrous prawn,

There’s no such thing as an owl that’s well read,

There’s no such thing as thoughts in your head.

There’s no such thing as birds in the sea,

There’s no such thing as gravity.

There’s no such thing as a house with no space,

There’s no such thing as a watch with no face,

There’s no such thing as a bad cup of tea,

There’s no such thing as certainty.

There’s no such thing as a courteous coup,

There’s no such thing as a viscous canoe.

There’s no such thing as a crab that can skip,

There’s no such thing as an angry parsnip,

There’s no such thing as a predictable shoe,

There’s no such thing as a lie that is true.

There’s no such thing as a whale on a string,

There’s no such thing as no such thing.