I’m currently writing this blog in Word… why, you ask? Because we have no internet. Actually, to be specific, we have no electricity. Actually, to be more specific we have 1 mains socket that works in the entire house. We also have around 4 telephone sockets in the house, but the only one that actually works is located on the opposite end of the house to the remaining working mains socket.
We’ve run out of extention leads.
The fridge and the kettle are our priorities at this current time, but I’m beginning to think that I could live without hot food and and kettle in exchange for a little bit of internet-type magic.
Oh, and did I mention the bloke that came to fix the electricity (who, incidentally, looked like a stunned owl) thinks it may have been rats chewing through the wires? Well he does.
He also showed us his pubes.
All kettle and no internet make Sophie a mad girl.
All kettle and no internet make Sophie a mad girl.
All kettle and no internet make Sophie a mad girl.
All kettle and no internet make Sophie a mad girl.
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