Friday, 6 April 2012


Vegetarian Haribo. A mixed blessing.

  • I don't feel very well, and these are pretty much the only thing I want to eat right now.
  • Vegetarian equality! Hooray!

  • My teeth! My teeth!
  • I am eating them all up like it was 1999.


Newsflash: Charlie Brooker manages to publish something which doesn't portray him as a complete wanker. Rather, he comes across as quite charming for what I'm sure will be a brief moment. This proves that the parking ticket machine is infact correct - change is possible.