Monday, 24 May 2010

10 Songs For The Queen To Sing

By popular request of the popular Miss Emily Mews, here are my top 10 songs that I want the Queen to sing.

1. Killer Queen - Queen

Of course. Murderous rampage music video optional, but preferred.

2. Don’t Bo Breaking My Heart - Elton John & Kiki Dee

A duet with Prince Phillip, of course. Tartan suit and dungarees not optional.

3. Love game - Lady Gaga

Hearing the Queen say the words 'disco stick' would, I believe, make my life complete.

4. Dancing Queen - Abba

"One can dance, one can jive."

5. Smack My Bitch Up

I just think it would be hilarious.

6. Victoria - The Kinks

Big up ya nan!

7. Dickhead - Kate Nash

Sung to David Cameron, possibly?

8. Half In Love With Elizabeth - Mystery Jets

She's already in the music video, so she obviously likes the song.

9. God Save The Queen - The Sex Pistols

It had to be on here.

10. I Will Survive - Gloria Gaynor

She can sing this to Charles on each one of her many birthdays, whilst he sobs into Camilla's bouffant.

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