First Day At University: The 10 Commandments

I Thou shalt not be late
II Thou shalt steal as much free stuff as possible from the Fresher's Fair
III Thou shalt smile at any lonely looking people sat on their own
IV Thou shalt talk to anyone and everyone
V Thou shalt not ask "Do you like Shakespeare?" to an English Literature student... dumb ass
VI Thou shalt not respond to the above question by shimmying
VII Thou shalt queue, and queue, and queue, and queue...
VIII Thou shalt smile and nod to over-enthusiastic tutors
IX Thou shalt smile and nod to over-enthusiastic students
X Thou shalt have fun!