10. I'm Not Crying
"I’m not upset because you left me this way/ My eyes are just a little sweaty today"
9. A Kiss Is Not A Contract
"Just because you've been exploring my mouth/ Doesn't mean you get to take an expedition further south"
8. Sellotape
"Brown paper, white paper/ Stick it together with tape/ The tape of love"
7. Bret, You've Got It Going On
"Why can't a heterosexual guy tell a heterosexual guy that he thinks his booty is fly?"
6. Albi The Racist Dragon
"What are you doing here, I thought I killed you yesterday! (grumbled Albi quite racistly)"
5. Business Time
"When I’m down to my socks it’s time for business/ That’s why they’re called business socks"
4. Foux Da Fa Fa
"Boeuf!"
3. Hiphopopotamus vs. Rhymenocerous
"They call me the Hiphopopotamus/ Flows that glow like phosphorous/ Poppin' off the top of this esophagus/ Rockin' this metropolis/ I'm not a large water-dwelling mammal/ Where did you get that preposterous hypothesis?"
2. Muther 'Uckers
"The mutha ucka runs a racist uckin' grocery/ The mutha ucka won't sell an apple to a Kiwi"
1. Inner City Pressure
"Counting coins on the counter of the 7-11,/ From a quarter past six 'til a quarter to seven,/ The manager Bevan starts to abuse me/ Hey man, I just want some Muesli"
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