If I were a skeleton
I'd play tunes on my bones
I'd keep things in my ribcage
And put candles up my nose...
Oh...!
If I were a squishy slug
I'd be slimey and fat
I'd squelch around the garden
And get eaten by the cat...
Oh...!
If I were a monkey
I'd have little monkey hands
I'd hit people with bananas
Until they met with my demands...
Oh...!
If I were a blogger
I'd write a load of shit
I'd make it rhyme, so it sounded nice
And make my friends read it...
Oh...!
Feel free to add some verses of your own*... it's a fun game... it's supposed to be sung and I imagine it would be quite fun to play whilst drunk.
*Excluded: The phrase "Shit on" The words: "Mum" & "Dog"
About Sophie
- Sophie
- Sophie formed from the mould found on the bottom of a writer's mug of tea. Not much is known about the writer, except that they were shite. A considerable amount is known about the mug, however: it was a white mug with The Beatles images on the side. Many believe this is the cause of many of Sophie's traits, such as her pale shiny skin and her treatment of The Beatles like Gods. Some might say Sophie talks too much crap. Some might say her use of large font is quite irritating. Some might say she’s a twat. All of these are true of course, but you’re the one reading the blog so now who’s the twat, eh? This is the blog of Sophie, and her adventures, thoughts and opinions.
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1 comment:
If I were a bean,
I'd grow lots and lots,
But If I were Matt Green,
I'd drink lots of shots
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