You know how annoying it is when you're in a situation and never know what to say, but then think of the perfect thing to say later? Well, I've devised a plan. This is what I shall say in the following common scenarios:
If David Bowie does something peculiar: "That's pretty freaky, Bowie"
If David Bowie comes to fix our bathroom tap: "That's pretty leaky, Bowie"
If David Bowie eats the last custard cream: "That's pretty cheeky, Bowie"
If David Bowie buys a bamboo chair: "That's pretty tiki, Bowie"
If David Bowie steps on a mouse: "That's pretty squeaky, Bowie"
If a snowman comes to life: "That's pretty freaky, snowy"
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