Stupid Legs

As I said before, I epilated the other day. Whilst doing it I was thinking "This is awful, I'm never doing this again", but now I'm not entirely opposed to the idea.

Have you ever heard that there's supposed to be a hormone that's released after women give birth that makes them forget about the pain, so they're more likely to have more children? What a fucking misogynistic hormone that is! Anyway, I think this is probably the cause of my stupid change in opinion, and it's probably present a lot more than we think. I'm not sure what the evolutionary advantage of me having lovely legs has got to do with it, but let's ignore that fact. I can think of no other explanation... except stupidity.