Wellies

Wellies

Well, well, well… ies...


I love wellies. They’re ironic in a way. For such a ‘practical’ type of footwear they’re incredibly impractical. I discovered this today when I decided to wear them around the house.

Here’s a list of things I can do in wellies:

1. Washing up
2. Jump up and down
3. Make biscuits
4. Walk short distances
5. Paddle in the bath
   

Here’s a list of things I can’t do in wellies:

1. Sit cross-legged
2. Hand-stands
3. Crazy dancing
4. Run up stairs
5. Justify wearing wellies indoors

Still, if ever my house should flood, my feet will be very much prepared, and that’s what’s really important.