...because men don't get presents on Valentine's Day? This holiday is an outrage to feminist vegetarians everywhere, and when I say everywhere, I mean everywhere. There's probably one behind you right now! Watch out!
Anyway, I suggest whatever man feels the need to invent such a holiday moves to Brokeback Mountain: he'll find plenty of steaks and BJs there... and no women to listen to his misogynistic crap.
14th April should now be an official holiday for women. I can't decide on the title, but maybe we could choose between: 'We Have The Boobs, So Do What We Say Day" and 'We Put Up With Your Crap, So Make Us A Cup Of Tea Day'.
Or perhaps we could consider the concept that holidays such as these are
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