Sunday, 15 March 2009

How To Be A Good Child

Mother's Day is on the 22nd of March - that's this Sunday. Don't forget it.

Send her a card, Moonpig is pretty good if you're lazy or far away. Get her some lovely flowers (not carnations, no one likes carnations) or chocolates. Or, if you're feeling creative, get her something nice off etsy.

Marvellous! You have officially done your duty as a child. Now go back to berating her for the other 364 days of the year.

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