Girl in Toilet #1: How does this toilet roll dispenser work?
Girl in Toilet #2: I don't know!
Girl in Toilet #3: Me neither!
10 seconds or so later...
Girl #1: Oh my god, I've just done a 3 hour physics exam and I can't even work out how to use a toilet roll dispenser!
Girl #2: Ohhh... no, it comes out of the side thingy...
Girl #1: Oh yeah! Oh hooray!
Girl #3: Oh... mine's actually run out of paper.
Girl #2: I've actually just pissed myself laughing.
Girl #1: You're on the toilet!
About Sophie
- Sophie
- Sophie formed from the mould found on the bottom of a writer's mug of tea. Not much is known about the writer, except that they were shite. A considerable amount is known about the mug, however: it was a white mug with The Beatles images on the side. Many believe this is the cause of many of Sophie's traits, such as her pale shiny skin and her treatment of The Beatles like Gods. Some might say Sophie talks too much crap. Some might say her use of large font is quite irritating. Some might say she’s a twat. All of these are true of course, but you’re the one reading the blog so now who’s the twat, eh? This is the blog of Sophie, and her adventures, thoughts and opinions.
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2 comments:
Are you girl #2?
Rumbled...
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