We Can Work It Out?

John Lennon's face at 0.10 is hilarious. Anyway...

Try to see it my way,
Do I have to keep on talking till I can't go on?
While you see it your way,
Run the risk of knowing that our love may soon be gone.

We can work it out,
We can work it out.

Think of what you're saying.
You can get it wrong and still you think that it's all right.
Think of what I'm saying,
We can work it out and get it straight, or say good night.

We can work it out,
We can work it out.

Life is very short, and there's no time
For fussing and fighting, my friend.
I have always thought that it's a crime,
So I will ask you once again.

Try to see it my way,
Only time will tell if I am right or I am wrong.
While you see it your way
There's a chance that we might fall apart before too long.

Dear Paul McCartney,

'We Can Work It Out' is one of my favourite Beatles songs. Jane Asher, who this song was written for, is just amazing in every way, a lovely lady indeed.

However, what you don't mention in this song is that what you're 'working out' is the fact that you cheated on her. Repeatedly. Whilst you were engaged. I don't give a shit if you're Paul fucking McCartney - that's never going to be worked out. You're a massive wanker and I hope you get squashed under the weight of your own (totally justified) ego. See it your way? How about I stab you?! How about that for 'seeing it your way' you lady-cheating, song-ruining motherfucker?! I regard Heather Mills as relationship karma for this.

Why did you have to ruin this song for me, Paul McCartney? You're only good looking with a beard, anyway, and that was only for like a year. Things like this are the very reason that Ringo is, and will always be the #1 Beatle in my life.

Yours,

An angry stalker who's thought too much about this

xoxo

Ps. Stop playing the ukulele, you're too old and it's embarrassing for everyone.