#DearFuture

I don't know if you've seen it, but a theme of trending topics on Twitter for the last few days has been the hashtag #dearfuture[wife/husband/children]. These have produced some very entertaining reading indeed. Some have been sentimental, some hilarious, and some truly terrifying, but the majority have been badly spelt.

Top 6 #Dearfuturechildren:

1. #dearfuturechildren I promise not to lock you in a cellar or leave you unattended whilst on holiday.
2. #dearfuturechildren I will molest you every Christmas.
3. #dearfuturechildren please never look on my twitter |:
4. #DearFutureChildren please dont come out ginger
5. #dearfuturechildren Do not make up words like skeen, seen, fambo and brap
6. #dearfuturechildren i shagged your mum.

Top 6 #Dearfuturewife:

1. #DearFutureWife I'm only gay on Tuesdays and Thursdays......
2. #dearfuturewife your money is my money. My money is my money*
3. #DearFutureWife guns will be kept in the house lol. nobody touches them but me
4. #dearfuturewife You're worth waiting for.
5. #dearfuturewife You’re probably being born right now cuz Ima be like 40 when I get married and you gonna be 20.
6. #dearfuturewife please don't do a #dearfuturehusband they scare me...

All the future husband ones were really boring, except one which said:

#dearfuturewife u better have always had a vagina! Cuz if I find out ur really my #dearfuturehusband #IMKILLINGEVERYONE !!!

Awesome.

*This gets on here because it's what my mum says to my dad.