Oh!
If I were Woody Allen
I'd be a sexy Jew
I'd make films about ladies
That I thought were sexy too!
Oh!
If I were a lobster
I'd have some pinchy claws
They would make it hard for me
To take part in applause!
Oh!
If I were a little fish
I'd live under the sea
I'd swim around in water
Most of which is wee
Oh!
If I were a book
I'd have a lot of words
I'd live in a library
And get sneezed on by nerds!
Oh!
If I were a toothbrush
I'd live right by the sink
I'd help you clean your gnashers
So that you won't stink!
Oh!
Pick a noun, any noun, and write me one...
About Sophie
- Sophie
- Sophie formed from the mould found on the bottom of a writer's mug of tea. Not much is known about the writer, except that they were shite. A considerable amount is known about the mug, however: it was a white mug with The Beatles images on the side. Many believe this is the cause of many of Sophie's traits, such as her pale shiny skin and her treatment of The Beatles like Gods. Some might say Sophie talks too much crap. Some might say her use of large font is quite irritating. Some might say she’s a twat. All of these are true of course, but you’re the one reading the blog so now who’s the twat, eh? This is the blog of Sophie, and her adventures, thoughts and opinions.
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