Saturday, 13 March 2010

Top 5 Burton-Depp Characters

5. Edward Scissorhands

It's impossible to watch this film and not want to give that adorable scissory freak a big hug.

4. Wonka

This is how a conversation between me and a colleague went the other day -
Them: "He's (Wonka) a paedophile"
Me: "Yeah, but he's Johnny Depp and he's got his own fucking chocolate factory."

Gene Wilder is still the best Wonka.

3. Ichabod Crane

I like my 19th century detectives how I like my tea: in a mug, and preferably from Yorkshire.

2. Ed Wood

He makes an awful director and an even worse transvestite, but gets major points for trying so hard at both.

1. Sweeney Todd

He looks like Johnny Depp and sings like David Bowie.

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