Luke Warm

The name's Warm. Luke Warm. Licence to be tepid.

Who the fuck is Luke Warm? Why do we describe something that's in between hot and cold as "luke warm?" Was there once someone called Luke who never changed temperature? Was the man who invented the concept of medium-heat called Luke? Was his last name Warm?

In that case, surely it makes more sense for his first name to be 'Cold' then it would be Cold-Luke-Warm, so the Luke bit would be the middle temperature? No?

Well the whole thing is stupid and it doesn't make any fucking sense and I hate Luke Warm, he's a wanker. I hope he dies of hypothermia, but he's probably incapable. I'm just saying.