Villianous Brogues

I don't need to exercise I've decided. All I need to do is wear heels everyday.

I've just walked 2.6 miles in my new brogue heels (oh-so pretty) and I can still stand. Hoorah!

I've been too busy lately to care what I put on my feet, but I decided as a miniscule 5"1' I should probably do something about my height before it becomes offensive to others. So I bought some heels because they were:

a) Cheap
b) Big bitches

Which is funny, because that's how I chose most of my friends!

So as well as being good exercise, they also got me complimented at work today, when Matt said I was looking "Yummier than usual" which sounds a bit pervy written down, it was said with good intentions. Honestly.

In conclusion, I'm liking my new shoes. My feet only hurt a tiny bit and my legs have had twice the exercise they would have otherwise. Oh, and I'm a few inches closer to being human instead of a hobbit. Good news all round really.