Twiglets

So, I was working all day, humming 'Je Ne Veux Pas Travailler' by Pink Martini, when I realised the irony of my chosen song... except for the 'et puis, je fume' ... I don't smoke, I'm not cool enough.

Enough of this work talk - I've got far more interesting things to be talking about. Of course I am refering to Twiglets. Yes, with a capital 'T'. I was suddenly inundated with Twiglets today when I wondered: "What the bitch actually is a Twiglet?"

Then I realised that I didn't actually care what Twiglets are, as long as they're vegetarian. Infact, even if they weren't vegetarian it would be a bit too late, as I've just eaten an obscene amount.