Important Science

Being a naturally scientific person, I thought I'd draw you a proper diagram to accurately describe what my brain does when I watch the following scene:



... and here is the diagram:



I don't know why I decided that people should know what's in my brain... particularly the attraction to dead transvestites part, but it seemed necessary. Not included in this diagram was me wondering if he was Jewish, and the finding out via Wikipedia that he is indeed, and thinking for fuck's sake all I need is one unattractive Jew to disprove the theory and make it all a coincidence and me not a weirdo, but nooo...

So there's science for you. I hope you learnt a lot.