01:27am - There is a slug on the kitchen floor. It's looking at me! Ok, maybe it's not looking at me, but it shouldn't be where it is. How did it get there?
01:28am - Did Willow bring it in?
01:45am - Shall I wake Sarah up? No, I'll just ignore it.
01:50am - I called him a twat, a slimey arse face and a twatty sluggy twat. I feel a bit bad now, so I think I'll try and go to sleep.
01:52am - Spilled my tea. Went to kitchen to make a new one and found the slug in the cat's food bowl. He can't do that! That's not his food! How gross, and also how very rude of him.
01:53am - Have made a new cup of tea.
01:54am - Apologised to slug for earlier berating. Put cat bowl, including slug, in the bath.
02:04am - I'm going to bed now.
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