Monday, 17 August 2009


Four Things I've Done This Week Out Of Context
  1. Given a man an envelope with a teabag in it.
  2. Considered calling the police.
  3. Run into Superdrug, 'borrowed' some hairspray, and run out again.
  4. Waved a spoon in a drunk woman's face and said "Does this look like a key to you?!"

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