Free Drinks

I was bought two drinks by customers today - one because he'd just been paid, and the other because I told the bloke next to him to "fuck off then" because we had a disagreement on what a double measure was and he found it funny. Anyway, in this situation, here are...

Four Things I Will Drink

1. Sailor Jerry's & Coke
2. Archers & Lemonade
3. Guinness & Black
   
4. Gin & Tonic

Ps. What the fuckety fuck fuck...? It's April! April people!!