Saturday, 4 April 2009

Free Drinks

I was bought two drinks by customers today - one because he'd just been paid, and the other because I told the bloke next to him to "fuck off then" because we had a disagreement on what a double measure was and he found it funny. Anyway, in this situation, here are...

Four Things I Will Drink
  1. Sailor Jerry's & Coke
  2. Archers & Lemonade
  3. Guinness & Black
  4. Gin & Tonic
Ps. What the fuckety fuck fuck...? It's April! April people!!

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