Monday 8 November 2010

How To Not Swear

So I've decided that I obviously swear too much, so luckily I've come up with some handy, PG substitutes!

"Shit" - "Sugar"

"Twat" - "Twit"

"Bugger" - "Bother"

"Gobshite" - "Rhubarb"

"For fuck's sake" - "For goodness' sake"

"Went down like a sack of shit" - "Went down like a tonne of bricks"

"Piss it" - "Oh dear"

"Bastarding wankers" - "Nasty people"

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