You know the phrase, "When life gives you lemons, make lemonade"? I think the second part to that adage has been omitted. What it should really be is, "When life gives you lemons, make lemonade... but then make sure no one's pissed in it before you drink it".
We're living in a den of thieves and it's contagious, as Regina Spektor would say. These days you can't trust anyone not to piss all over your well made and perfectly sweetened plans, and that includes yourself. Stay away from the fridge. It is not a toilet.
Then again, there's no point in making lemonade if you're not going to try it, whatever it may be diluted with. Chin, chin!
About Sophie
- Sophie
- Sophie formed from the mould found on the bottom of a writer's mug of tea. Not much is known about the writer, except that they were shite. A considerable amount is known about the mug, however: it was a white mug with The Beatles images on the side. Many believe this is the cause of many of Sophie's traits, such as her pale shiny skin and her treatment of The Beatles like Gods. Some might say Sophie talks too much crap. Some might say her use of large font is quite irritating. Some might say she’s a twat. All of these are true of course, but you’re the one reading the blog so now who’s the twat, eh? This is the blog of Sophie, and her adventures, thoughts and opinions.
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