Me: Did you know it's 'International Women's Day?'
Colleague: No. I did know it's pie week!
Me: I think that's a big part of the problem. People know more about pies than they do about women.
Customer: I don't know anything about women. I just let them have my children and I look after them.
If ever there was a moment for a facepalm.
About Sophie
- Sophie
- Sophie formed from the mould found on the bottom of a writer's mug of tea. Not much is known about the writer, except that they were shite. A considerable amount is known about the mug, however: it was a white mug with The Beatles images on the side. Many believe this is the cause of many of Sophie's traits, such as her pale shiny skin and her treatment of The Beatles like Gods. Some might say Sophie talks too much crap. Some might say her use of large font is quite irritating. Some might say she’s a twat. All of these are true of course, but you’re the one reading the blog so now who’s the twat, eh? This is the blog of Sophie, and her adventures, thoughts and opinions.
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