Rhyming With Purple: For Nigella

Tuesday, 16 February 2010

4 Things Nigella Lawson Has Taught Me

Some people are simply blessed with sickeningly good genes
How to make an easy and ridiculously strong appletini
Putting a knife through a baked potato when you bake it means it will cook more evenly
How to be a lazy whore

Sophie at 16:57

Sophie: Sophie formed from the mould found on the bottom of a writer's mug of tea. Not much is known about the writer, except that they were shite. A considerable amount is known about the mug, however: it was a white mug with The Beatles images on the side. Many believe this is the cause of many of Sophie's traits, such as her pale shiny skin and her treatment of The Beatles like Gods. Some might say Sophie talks too much crap. Some might say her use of large font is quite irritating. Some might say she’s a twat. All of these are true of course, but you’re the one reading the blog so now who’s the twat, eh? This is the blog of Sophie, and her adventures, thoughts and opinions.

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