Rhyming With Purple: Contextualised

Monday, 17 August 2009

Four Things I've Done This Week Out Of Context

Given a man an envelope with a teabag in it.
Considered calling the police.
Run into Superdrug, 'borrowed' some hairspray, and run out again.
Waved a spoon in a drunk woman's face and said "Does this look like a key to you?!"

Sophie at 21:22

Sophie: Sophie formed from the mould found on the bottom of a writer's mug of tea. Not much is known about the writer, except that they were shite. A considerable amount is known about the mug, however: it was a white mug with The Beatles images on the side. Many believe this is the cause of many of Sophie's traits, such as her pale shiny skin and her treatment of The Beatles like Gods. Some might say Sophie talks too much crap. Some might say her use of large font is quite irritating. Some might say she’s a twat. All of these are true of course, but you’re the one reading the blog so now who’s the twat, eh? This is the blog of Sophie, and her adventures, thoughts and opinions.

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